Topic: Religion is like...

[littlebit]

Religion is like a penis.
Its cool to be proud of yours, but ummm.... Don't be whipping it out at me every chance you get!

[♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥]

Religion is like a penis.
Its cool to be proud of yours, but ummm dont be whipping it out at me every chance you get!

Warning: If you have an erection more than 4 hours call a Doctor. 

[shadylane]

Warning: If you have an erection more than 4 hours call a Doctor. 

Your partner may need medical assistance.

[fish]

and religion/God to some is treated like a spare tire. they just take it out and hope He helps them through a rough spot when they need it and put it away when they think they don't. the church's get mighty crowded during trying times. too many forget God is the driver.

[littlebit]

Keep it in your pants fish...

[fish]

just stating facts about christianity/ religion. your analogy involves a lower standard and opinion many don't share

[shadylane]

That explains why the words proselytize and prophylactic are similar.

[Coyote]

So who is shoving what in whose face?  Non believers started this just to annoy Christians.  Not the other way around.

[missouriguy]

Not good to discuss religion. Keep it to ones self and dont shove it up nobodys popo and versa visa. Those that are fanatics about religion have skeletons in their closets.

[Coyote]

I would venture to say that religious or not, fanatic or conservative, all humans have at least one skeleton in their closet.

Not good to discuss religion. Keep it to ones self and dont shove it up nobodys popo and versa visa. Those that are fanatics about religion have skeletons in their closets.

[missouriguy]

Oh I agree 100% but there are a few that continually rant and rave about god and its such a drag. Ruins the whole site for everyone. Hell if they think that much about their religion then they should be in church somewhere dont ya think? Just my thought. Someone asks me about god and I`ll tell them in a heartbeat its none of their buisness what I believe in. Mind your own buisness.

[Coyote]

If someone asked me what I thought, I'd tell them the truth.  I love God and my church.  God brought me to my faith.  For real and I'm not alone.  Back in 1998, for some unknown reason without any thought, I started driving to the chapel every Sunday morning and I'd watch the people go in to Mass and I'd sit there until they came back out.  I didn't know why I kept doing that, but now I do.  God brought me to his house and I've been there ever since.

[♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥]

Oh I agree 100% but there are a few that continually rant and rave about god and its such a drag. Ruins the whole site for everyone. Hell if they think that much about their religion then they should be in church somewhere dont ya think? Just my thought. Someone asks me about god and I`ll tell them in a heartbeat its none of their buisness what I believe in. Mind your own buisness.

No river is shallow to a man who cannot swim.